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The UV Observer — Unreal Coverage of the Upper Valley, Published Occasionally

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Print issues, stickers, and other analog proof you read a satirical newspaper. Fulfilled via Printful. Proceeds fund the next print run.
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The 2023 and 2025 editions, a UVO bumper sticker, and Beck’s 1996 anthem stuck in your head.
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UV Observer Print Edition (April 1, 2025)
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Connie the CT River Monster Glow-in-the-Dark
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This Car Blocked Gile Mountain Sticker
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